E. Rect Tile Flooring Company — Laying It Hard Since 1969!

⁣Looking for flooring that really knows how to get laid right? 😂

Meet E. Rect Tile Flooring Company, proudly Laying It Hard Since 1969! This hilarious flooring-themed design takes ordinary tile installation and gives it a seriously dirty-minded double meaning.

Perfect for tile installers, flooring contractors, construction workers, handymen, contractors, and anyone who appreciates a good adult joke hiding behind an innocent-looking business name.

We don't just lay tile… we lay it HARD! 🤣

A great gift for the flooring professional who has heard every joke in the book—or the guy who can turn just about anything into a dirty joke.